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Incognito Episode One Review

A Man is Old when his Regrets have Taken the Place of his Dreams

Incognito Episode One Screenshot

HIGH The first conversation with HEIDI.

LOW Not being able to save my game in certain areas.

WTF That something like this exists.

Incognito

Game Description: John Smith (generic name, you can choose your own) is a man in trouble. He’s lost everything he has in the Stock Market, his house is in danger of being washed away due to erosion. All he has is a life insurance policy. Depressed and despondent, he decides to end it all. Climbing to the top of his office building. A split second before he hits the ground, a wormhole opens up, and he vanishes! John awakens in a strange place. It’s clearly a high-tech world, but he can’t read any of the writing or understand the language he’s hearing. What’s going on; is he dead and in Hell? Incognito is meant to deliver simplified versions of gameplay from different genres and bring them together into a game that's epic in scale and requires different genre skills but is easy for the average hardcore gamer to jump into and play from beginning to end.

What Did I Do to Deserve This, My Lord!? 2 Review

You may as well ask, Poor Overlord

What Did I Do to Deserve This, My Lord!? 2 Screenshot

High: Ha! You walked right into my den of Lizardmen! In your mauled face, hero!

Low: I got a Game Over in stage 3-3. I have to retry from stage 3-1. Again.

WTF?: I'm not sure if the cannibalism is a good thing or a bad thing.

What Did I Do to Deserve This, My Lord!? 2

Game Description: What Did I Do to Deserve This, My Lord!? 2 is the single player strategy game for PlayStation Portable that drops players in the unlikely position of both monster farmer and dungeon creator. Protect Overlord Badman from the hordes of heroes that are compelled to attack as you excavate dungeons filled with monsters, grown, mutated and arranged to create maximum problems for pesky heroes and the traps they bring with them.

Dead or Alive: Paradise Review

Paradise? That's a Pretty Wild Exaggeration...

Dead or Alive: Paradise Screenshot

HIGH The volleyball's not horrible.

LOW Everything else.

WTF All this emphasis on skin, and you can't zoom in any further?

Dead or Alive: Paradise

Game Description: Featuring the sexy female characters from the Dead or Alive series, your two-week Vacation Mode starts at the getaway resort, New Zack Island. Select a favorite from nine playable characters and you are free to mingle, flirt, play, take snapshots and challenge them in mini-games found throughout the island. Store the snaps in your one-of-a-kind private album along with teasing "venus clips" for viewing and editing or share an intimate experience with your girls by buying gifts and having them model your favorite bathing suits. You are in full control to create your own private paradise, in the palm of your hand. It's all on-the-go. Take your girls anywhere, and play with them anytime.

Trauma Team Review

A Half-dozen Ways to Save Lives

Trauma Team Screenshot

HIGH The Forensics mode is so great, it could be its own game.

LOW Trying to find the minuscule difference between five CT images.

WTF The phrase "think slowly" does NOT mean the same as "think hard."

Trauma Team Art Gallery

Maria - Trauma Team Art Gallery

Blue Toad Murder Files, Aaaaaafrikaaaaaaa, and 2 upcoming contests

Afrika Screenshot

For those who may not remember (or for those who missed it the first time… Afrika had ZERO presence) the player takes on the role of a photographer in a relatively unexplored region of Africa. After setting up base camp, requests come in via PC for things like "head-on shot of a zebra" or "monkey in a tree" and so on. At that point, it's up to the player to drive out into the savanna and get the required shots.

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