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Senran Kagura Burst Review

The boob jokes just write themselves

Senran Kagura Burst Review Screenshot

HIGH Look at that hit counter go!

LOW Try playing this game in public

WTF I've never met any girls this interested in one another's boobs

Bound By Flame Review

Hot Mess

Bound by Flame Review Screenshot

HIGH The first two chats with the demon, and a nifty skillset for Vulcan.

LOW Having my partner glitch out and disappear when I needed backup.

WTF I gotta collect crystals? What is this, a joke?

Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare Review

Seeds of Destruction

Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare

HIGH Planting my sunflower and wiping out three enemies in a single beam of light.

LOW Trying to stop any boss in the single-player mode.

WTF Oh, so Disco Zombie is back? I was kind of hoping that it's been long enough that... no, I get it.

Diablo III Second Opinion

Stay awhile and loot things

Diablo III Review Screenshot

HIGH Beating Diablo without using any Health Globes

LOW Getting my Hardcore Wizard to level 10...and dying.

WTF This is a game about keeping demons from overrunning Earth. I'd be disappointed if it weren't firmly in WTF territory.

Game Dev Tycoon Review

Falls A Bit Short

Game Dev Tycoon Review Screenshot

HIGH The satisfying "ding" that sounds when a game is complete.

LOW A game getting perfect review scores but barely selling.

WTF I haven't updated my physics engine since the 90s and I'm still turning a profit.

Moebius: Empire Rising Review

Moebius Slip

Moebius Review Screenshot

HIGH The air of mystery at the beginning of the game.

LOW Everything that came after the beginning.

WTF "Rape likelihood 28%"

Castlevania: Lords Of Shadow 2 - Revelations Review

Prep Work

Castlevania: Lords Of Shadow 2 - Revelations Review Screenshot

HIGH The idea of explaining what was happening while Dracula slept is great.

LOW Being stuck at the elevator puzzle for way too long.

WTF Why are the skeletons the toughest enemies in the game?

Earth Defense Force 2025 Review

They're Back, and Not Screwing Around This Time

Earth Defense Force 2025 Review Screenshot

HIGH "They're eating the planet!"

LOW Spiders can still fire webs through buildings.

WTF I guess I taught that battleship a thing or.... Oh my god!

Conception II: Children Of The Seven Stars Review

Boring anime girls talking about boobs

Conception II Review Screenshot

HIGH The premise is pleasantly bizarre.

LOW The dungeons put me to sleep (literally!) more than once.

WTF Putting newborns on the front lines is terrible parenting.

Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn Review

Do Over!

Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn Review Screenshot

HIGH The music during the Ultima Weapon fight.

LOW Lag death.

WTF Someone needs to give Square-Enix an intervention for their crystal addiction.

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