Teen (13+)

Game Description: For uncounted years the wanderer DeathSpank has been a Dispenser of Justice, a Vanquisher of Evil, and a Hero to the Downtrodden. Throughout his adventures DeathSpank has searched for a powerful artifact called ... The Artifact. Forged by unknown hands for unknown purposes some unknown time in the past, The Artifact is now within DeathSpank’s reach, but what is The Artifact and what evil tyrant seeks to steal it?

Lost (and Found) in Shadows

HIGH Seeing the game in motion and realizing it's not a cutscene.

LOW The post-zipline area at the end is the game's only "cheap" puzzle.

WTF With that ending...

Game Description:  Uncertain of his Sister's Fate, a Boy enters LIMBO.

My Catphone wants Salty Crust

HIGH Interesting premise.

LOW Salty pizza crusts and cats with tape on them.

WTF I really can't take the grate off that aquarium?

Virtue and Reward

HIGH The Lovecraftian transformations of Armon Ritter.

LOW The painfully sluggish sword fight against Hibaru Yaju.

WTF So, the hideous bird-lion boss is our new best friend?

Game Description: Sin & Punishment: Star Successor is rail shooter for Wii that challenges you, whether playing alone or with a friend, to survive an onslaught of attacks by enemies large and small. Players have their choice of a male or female playable character, each with defensive and specific offensive abilities, and the ability to battle huge bosses and other enemies from the ground or from the air using a variety of devices. Additional features include multiple controller options and online international leaderboards and more.

A Pleasant Reminder of Days Gone by

HIGH Nailing an enemy with a steak and watching a lion pounce from off-screen.

LOW Trying to pull off the QTE inputs for some of the special moves.

WTF "My hatred of men gives me strength."

Game Description: Feel the Real Clash of Titans. Become a legend in epic weapon and magic duels against the biggest fighters of world mythology. Enter powerful battles with a rich assortment of blade weapons and tons of magical attacks. No other Wii weapon fighting game offers this much variety and challenge.

Once more, with Feeling

HIGH Lots of the classic Disgaea LOL humor fans love.

LOW Watching and re-watching the same scenes looking for the hotspot.

WTF "Your big boobs are giving me a headache."