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Conception II: Children Of The Seven Stars Review

Boring anime girls talking about boobs

Conception II Review Screenshot

HIGH The premise is pleasantly bizarre.

LOW The dungeons put me to sleep (literally!) more than once.

WTF Putting newborns on the front lines is terrible parenting.

Titanfall Second Opinion (Xbox One)

Mind the Drop Zone

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HIGH Tearing a pilot out of his mech and tossing him into the distance.

LOW Dying again because burn cards' effects are not well-described in advance.

WTF There's a bonus for killing innocent bystander robots? Sold!

Titanfall Review (Xbox One)

Mechcellent

Titanfall Review Screenshot

HIGH Accidentally dashing over an enemy Pilot and gaining some unearned points.

LOW Accidentally being stepped on by an enemy Titan and giving him some unearned points.

WTF I've played a lot of the campaign and I still don't know why anything is happening.

Titanfall Review (Xbox 360)

Love the sizzle, but it needs more steak

Titanfall Review Screenshot

HIGH The Titans are pretty sweet pieces of machinery. Also, female Pilots!

LOW The frequency of getting killed going toe-to-toe with other Pilots.

WTF
Is everybody playing this on speed, or am I just that slow? Oh.

The Wolf Among Us: A Crooked Mile Review

How's that nose doing?

Wolf Among Us Episode 3: A Crooked Mile Review Screenshot

HIGH Punching (redacted!) in the last act.

LOW Messing up a tense QTE because the controls were switched.

WTF Why are my responses to Flycatcher coming out so harshly?

The Walking Dead, Season Two: A House Divided Review

Welcome back!

Walking Dead Season 2: A House Divided Review Screenshot

HIGH The big reveal was something I predicted during season one.

LOW Getting stuck on the hammer mini-game because the interface was unclear.

WTF What the hell is the deal with the peach cans?

Thief Second Opinion

Mired in between-gen limbo

Thief Review Screenshot

HIGH There's satisfaction to be had in completing a mission without being spotted.

LOW Constantly hitting dead ends as I tried to get from point A to point B.

WTF Garrett is a master thief who can climb walls and towers, but he can't jump over a three foot pressure plate?

Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes Review

Fall in Love With Hating Skull Face

Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes Review Screenshot

HIGH Grabbing one Marine by the throat and shooting his friend in the head while slo-mo rain pelts the scene.

LOW How long am I going to have to wait for the resolution to this cliffhanger?

WTF One of the side missions is longer and more intricate than the main game.

The Wolf Among Us: Episode 2—Smoke & Mirrors Review

Doing the legwork

The Wolf Among Us Episode 2 Review Screenshot

HIGH Playing the nice guy pays off.

LOW That's the response I get for handling TJ so well?

WTF "Stupid American waif"?

South Park: The Stick of Truth Review

Never Fart on a Man's Balls

South Park Stick of Truth Review Screenshot

HIGH The game nails the feel and tone of a South Park episode perfectly, minus all the bleeping. It's hilarious.

LOW The occasional bout of slowdown can be annoying.

WTF This whole game is one giant WTF moment. From Aborted Nazi Zombie Fetuses, to a return trip up Mr. Slave's colon, Stick of Truth is batshit crazy.

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