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Spec Ops: The Line Second Opinion

A Serious Trial of Suspending Disbelief

Spec Ops: The Line Screenshot

HIGH Occasional funny dialogue.

LOW Zero gameplay variety or innovation.

WTF Make me feel guilty after forcing me to murder 200 people? Yeah, right.

Sniper Elite V2 Review

Theater of War Crimes

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HIGH The quarter-mile shot.

LOW Are those tank guns manned by psychics?

WTF And then the bullet plowed through his head, popping his eyeball before blasting off the back of his skull! (Repeat 100 times.)

Inversion Review

Your Daughter is in Another Castle

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HIGH Flinging an enemy high into the air and watching the varying gravity directions pull him back and forth.

LOW Pretty much every single line of dialogue. Or the boss fights. I can't pick between the two.

WTF Look man, I know you love your daughter, but do you really not lose sight of that while the world is getting taken over by aliens?

Spec Ops: The Line Review

Do You Feel Like a Hero Yet?

Spec Ops: The Line Screenshot

HIGH White phosphorus.

LOW White phosphorus.

WTF This many soldiers were abandoned for six months?!? Get real.

The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition Second Opinion

Speak Softly and Carry a Silver Sword

The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition Screenshot

HIGH The inexplicably detailed and believable dwarven city of Vergen.

LOW Killing a family of friendly trolls and feeling really bad about it.

WTF "King, command your vulture to shut his beak before I thrust his cockerel up his ass and twist so hard he'll crow until noon reverts to morning."

The Walking Dead: Episode Two—Starved for Help Review

Hungry for More

The Walking Dead: Episode Two—Starved for Help Screenshot

HIGH The "batteries" line near the end of the episode.

LOW Being shunted out of a scene before I was ready.

WTF Kenny's dialogue didn't match my choices from Episode One.

Lollipop Chainsaw Review

Rusted Sour

Lollipop Chainsaw Screenshot

HIGH The soundtrack.

LOW Almost everything else.

WTF Ditto.

Bloodforge Review

Family (n) - The Spouse and Children of One Person

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HIGH Crom's hilariously hammy Big No in the opening minutes of the game.

LOW The entire rest of the game.

WTF One boss is a physical manifestation of a female STD.

Max Payne 3 Second Opinion

Payneful

Max Payne 3 Screenshot

HIGH Soaring through the air, blowing away dozens of gangsters with my dual pistols like a John Woo hero.

LOW Did he seriously just shave his head as a disguise?

WTF Why doesn't Max just shootdodge out of all these situations where a few unarmored guys are holding a gun on him?

Max Payne 3 Review

The Bride of Frankenstein

Max Payne 3 Screenshot

HIGH A slow-motion, high-caliber rifle round breaching an enemy's skull is terrifyingly beautiful.

LOW Anyone else tired of morally mucked-up shooter heroes?

WTF Bullet Time©. Shootdodge™.

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