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DmC: Devil May Cry—Bloody Palace Review

Dante Must Combat

DmC: Devil May Cry—Bloody Palace Screenshot

HIGH More glorious DmC combat...

LOW ...that takes too long to really get going.

WTF The time required for an entire session is substantial.

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Review

The Return of the Ripper

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Screenshot

HIGH A spectacular boss battle with a sai-wielding man made out of magnets.

LOW Finding out who the final boss is.

WTF I normally don't like heavy metal music, so why do I like this soundtrack so much?

Dishonored Third Opinion

Metal Gear Squalid

Dishonored Screenshot

HIGH The final mission in high chaos adds much-needed narrative tension.

LOW The penultimate mission seems to drag on forever.

WTF The "shocking twist" can be seen coming from orbit by a blind man with his eyes closed… Not that having his eyes closed actually matters, what with him being blind and all.

Bayonetta Second Opinion

A Vapid Beauty

Bayonetta Screenshot

HIGH The dance number after the credits roll.

LOW The "story" is a bloated, empty mess of half-realized nonsense.

WTF Why is Jeanne glowing there?

DmC: Devil May Cry Second Opinion

Better Than the Devil You Knew

DmC: Devil May Cry Screenshot

HIGH The Barbas battle is a true showstopper.

LOW Vergil is… kind of a dick.

WTF The awkward button combos required for Devil/Angel dodges.

Damnation Review

I Knew It!

Damnation Screenshot

HIGH Crossing the vast, sprawling rooftops of Terra Verte.

LOW Limping through a boss battle while painfully low on ammo.

WTF Potted meat factories… For the sick and elderly?

Clan of Champions Second Opinion

A Shadow of Its Former Glory

Clan of Champions Screenshot

HIGH I never expected another game of this type from these developers.

LOW It's awful! How could it possibly be so awful?!?

WTF how anyone could consider this fit for sale.

Serious Sam: Double D—XXL Review

Second Time's the Charm

Serious Sam: Double D—XXL Screenshot

HIGH Eight lasers firing at once, annihilating everything onscreen.

LOW Where are my Golden Guns, MBG?

WTF This time around, I'm going to say... dynamite-powered unicycle.

Clan of Champions Review

Gladiator Ends

Clan of Champions Screenshot

HIGH Knocking the sword out of a skeleton's hand, then crushing its skull with a mace a moment later.

LOW Oh good. Let's fight three guys in the crumbling courtyard for the sixth time. That never gets old.

WTF Why does this boss obey none of the game's rules? Why am I fighting him twice?

Far Cry 3 Second Opinion

The Easy Way Out

Far Cry 3 Screenshot

HIGH Taking out an entire encampment of privateers at close range without being detected.

LOW The final mission in the "Buck" sideplot is just gross.

WTF Can I please face one major boss I don't kill in an apparent hallucination?

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