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Tales of Monkey Island Chapter One: Launch of the Screaming Narwhal Review

Won't anyone think of the monkeys?

Tales of Monkey Island Chapter 1: Launch of the Screaming Narwhal Screenshot

HIGH Pink Pajama Pierre...say that three times fast.

LOW Wandering the jungle in circles, trying to figure out the map when you're not good with maps.

WTF Voodoo root-beer.

Steambot Chronicles Battle Tournament Review

This Trotmobile needs a serious tune-up

Steambot Chronicles Battle Tournament Screenshot

HIGH Customizing combat robots is always a good time.

LOW How often the player has to sit through clunky, unnecessary bother.

WTF How did the Crayola-level character art make it into the final product?

Steal Princess Review

Anti-heroines Ahoy!

 Steal Princess Screenshot Steal Princess Screenshot

HIGH Riding on a single bullet when I've lined up enemies perfectly in its line of fire.

LOW Riding on a single bullet when I haven't lined up enemies perfectly in its line of fire.

WTF The rule stating that after every three levels comes a puzzle of soul-crushing hardness.

The Dark Spire Review

Have fun storming the castle

The Dark Spire Screenshot The Dark Spire Screenshot

HIGH Surviving an onslaught of six or so enemies without having any characters die.

LOW Constantly having to create and level new characters because I couldn't afford to revive the ones who'd fallen in battle.

WTF I don't want a game that holds my hand through the experience, but a little explanation about how things work would have been nice...

Dokapon Journey Review

Cute, but deadly

Dokapon Journey Screenshot Dokapon Journey Screenshot

HIGH "All of Tera's towns are so impressed they're giving money!"

LOW Being one space away from a doorway and spinning a two. Then a four. Then a six.

WTF The walking undead should not make me go "Awww!" and want to pinch their cheeks.

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