According to ESRB, this game contains: Mild Language, Violence
Parents don't have much to worry about. It's a violent game, but the violence is mainly perpetrated against robots, and is completely bloodless. As the Teen-rating suggests, it's appropriate for kids 13 and over.
Fans of the films will want to avoid this game like the plague, and not just because it's about the worst film in the franchise. It doesn't bring anything new to the mythology, just uses it as a setting for some very dull gameplay.
Fans of classic gaming take note: it features Missile Command (because of the thematic opportunity) and Centipede (because, um people like centipedes?). Really, it seems like Battlezone would have been a better choice for the subject matter, but who can understand a corporation's reasoning?
Deaf and Hard of Hearing gamers are in for some bad news: there's no subtitling option that I could find, leaving the game's plot even more incomprehensible than it already was. There aren't any audio cues of note though, and mission information is displayed onscreen, so the game is still playable.
Nothing relevant to this conversation, that's for sure! Because we're here to talk about (sorry, write and read about, respectively) GC_Danny, who's updating this profile for the first time in thirteen years!
So let's take a gander back at that time and see what's happened! In addition to writing hundreds of video game reviews, Dan produced a book that can be legally purchased by almost anyone! He also wrote two short films, two episodes of television, and two movies! Although, sadly, and through much fault of his own, the movies have yet to be released.
In addition to general game reviewing, he's also dabbled in more long-form work, writing some of the longest and most comprehensive game reviews of all time. Then there's his non-GameCritics blogging, where he's famous as the world's foremost expert on the TV show Criminal Minds, as well as the co-host of a weekly podcast!
If all that wasn't enough, just a few months ago he rebranded himself as 'The Hidden Object Guru', hoping to stake another claim of ultimate expertise, this time over a genre of casual games! Will he be successful? Only time will tell, but you're free to join the thrilling ride at his YouTube channel!
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