According to ESRB, this game contains: Mature Humor, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Use of Alcohol, Nudity
Parents: Don't even go there. Under no circumstances is this game to fall into the hands of children, period. The game contains a dictionary's worth of expletives, lewd phrases and "colorful" language. Visually, there are simulated sexual acts, nudity, and all sorts of other fun stuff that you just don't want kids to be exposed to until they're consenting adults (or until they get unsupervised internet access, whichever comes first.) On the plus side, there's almost no violence.
Fans of raunchy comedy will be treated to a number of genuine laughs buried under throwaway minigames and stupid fetching. If your enjoyment of rude jokes and videogame nudity outweighs your disdain for mindless garbage gameplay, this is your ticket.
If memories of the original Lesiure Suit Larry or other mentally challenging old-school PC-style adventure games like it are what you're after, don't even waste your time looking at this.
Deaf and Hard of Hearing gamers get screwed, and not in a good way. There are no subtitles during the cutscenes or conversations, and without hearing the outrageous dialogue and crazy lines, there's no point playing the game unless seeing polygon women is the only goal—and if you're reading this review online, point your browser to Google and find a few sites that offer more (for free) than what Leisure Suit Larry does.
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