Game Description: The game is Sneak King, and the object is surprise. Now's your chance to step into the royal shoes of the King himself as you silently unleash hot sandwiches on the hungry citizens of this famished world. All of your covert gaming skills will be put to the test as you take on the role of the slickest sneaker on the planet: The Sneak King.
It's been a while, but it was inevitable that the mega-giants of the fast-food industry would dip their toes back into the booming video game market. Although their efforts at controlling the hearts and stomachs of America's gamers have recently been limited to in-game advertising, Burger King has taken it a step further and produced three separate pieces of actual software.
Available at Burger King restaurants nationwide, PocketBike Racer, Big Bumpin' and the subject of this review, Sneak King are available for $3.99 each with purchase of a value meal. Although I was slightly ill after eating the food, I have to say that I did feel as though my indigestion was worth it.
Best described as a lobotomized version of Splinter Cell, Sneak King stars the current version of BK's regal mascot, the slightly creepy, statue-headed King. Extremely simple and straightforward, the King is tasked with delivering food to his "hungry subjects." It's not exactly clear why he must sneak up behind them, but each person wandering about four small levels must be approached from the rear and caught by surprise.
Being stealthy is a simple matter. Targets have a very limited field of vision, and there is no real AI to speak of. With a moment or two to observe preset movement patterns, the King tiptoes into position. When ready, hitting the X button brings up a swing meter, and a second press determines what level of presentation the King gives. A regular flourish means simply handing over a snack, while a well-timed level 3 flourish sends him into one of several different uber-cheesy dance maneuvers, capped off by producing food to satisfy the passerby's hunger.
To be perfectly frank, the game should be terrible—but for some strange reason it's not. The writing never takes itself very seriously, there are numerous nods to the fact that the entire concept behind the game is cracked, and certain choices made by the developers are obvious meta-commentaries like the way the first-person view is seen through the eye-holes of the King's mask, complete with echoing breathing noise. Even better is the way the King struggles clumsily in and out of his "hiding places," the awkwardness of his motion an exact replica of a person in an uncomfortable costume trying to clamber inside a garbage can. (That very action in itself, another meta-commentary...)
Besides the appreciable intelligence hidden underneath layers and layers of Burger King branding and sloganism, it's simply hilarious and strangely entrancing to be presented with such an absurdist situation. How many games ask a player to combine super-fruity dance twirls and flame-broiled beef patties?
However, despite the fact that my intellectual dissection found several tasty nuggets to chew on, there's no hiding the fact that the game's 80 missions are all slight variations of the same sneak-tastic fry-slinging. Some goals might have time limits, and some may ask the King to deliver only to specific kinds of people, but I'm betting that most people will grow tired of performing the same basic action long before ever reaching the end. Sneak King is the textbook definition of a one-trick pony, but it's hard to complain since it does deliver some genuine laughs, and for $4, I definitely got what I paid for.
Although Solid Snake and Sam Fisher can rest assured that the King won't be usurping their espionage crowns anytime soon, I will say that Sneak King was successful from the perspective that it provides an hour or two of incredibly offbeat play, not to mention the fact that it got me into a Burger King for the first time in years. If it wasn't for the stomachache and heartburn afterwards, I'd say it was a win-win situation.
Although there is no violence, no questionable language, and no sexual content, parents should (obviously) be aware that the game is chock-full of beat-you-over-the-head Burger King advertising. It's not subtle, it's not subliminal, and there's absolutely no mistaking that the game is one long commercial for fast food. That said, the play is strangely hypnotic and is actually very appropriate for younger children with its ultimate simplicity. I'm not sure that I would let my son play it, but he could.
Stealth gamers might want to check this out because it's probably the most absurd, ridiculous interpretation of the stealth genre that could ever exist. It's not going to keep anyone interested for more than an hour or two, but I actually think it's a great conversation piece and an intriguing bookend next to Splinter Cell and Metal Gear Solid.
Deaf and Hard of Hearing gamers should be aware that the cut-scenes between levels have speech without any text, and there are no options for subtitles. Besides that, the game is totally accessible since there are text prompts before all of the missions, and there are no significant auditory cues during gameplay.