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Clustertruck Review

All Trucks Go To Hell

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HIGH Flying through three sets of gears to just barely reach the goal sign.

LOW Failing a level because the trucks couldn’t make it to the end.

WTF Wait – this game has a boss? How?


Event[0] Review

I’m afraid I can’t do that, Nick.

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HIGH The most rewarding, believable interactions with a digital character to date.

LOW Finishing the game and realizing I’d played it “wrong”.

WTF Horrendous starting loadtimes and repeated crashes to desktop.


NBA 2K17 Review

Jordans, Jordans everywhere …

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HIGH:  MyCareer is now 100% Spike Lee-free, and MUCH better for it…

LOW: …Although that’s not to say it doesn’t get silly at times.

WTF: Purple-faced created players that appear due to poor rendering.


Hot Take, Old Game: Outlast

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You know that heavy, serious movie in your Netflix queue that you always mean to watch, but never turn on? You’re just never in the right mood to take on whatever subject matter it features, so instead you binge four episodes of Star Trek back-to-back that end up being twice as long as the serious movie?

Outlast is the videogame version of that serious movie for me.


Virginia Review

No Words

 

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HIGH It’s wonderfully cinematic, and the soundtrack is amazing.

LOW The story falls apart and doesn’t deliver at the end.

WTF Seriously? Climbing up that log made sense to anyone?